It took two years and $280 million to put me on the big screen alongside fellow pirate Johnny Depp, but…
I made it!!
See me in the next to last scene in Pirates of the Caribbean III. I throw up as Johnny Depp and his two floozies walk by on the Tortuga docks.
I am forever immortalized as the Puking Pirate of Tortuga, and can add to my list of worldly accomplishments that I was in a scene with Johnny Depp (puking up pina colada mix!).
Honor the Code (Fair Trade code, that is!),
Dean